ICC

With stories appearing regularly in the press about higher education funding cuts and the subsequent capping of numbers of places at universities, potential students and their parents may not realise that places at the UK’s many Bible colleges are not facing the same limitations.

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Thanks to modern satellite technology, ICC is delighted to announce that it is now visible from space. Vice-Principal David Miller commented “We are thrilled that our new promotional campaign has given us a profile that is out of this world. We always intend to make our courses as widely available as possible, and feel that this will help extend the scope of our ministry even further. We are already attracting some new students for next year who we have definite star quality.”